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Gaiety School of Acting

Tesco Ninjas – Grad Play 2026

€17/€17

On the outskirts of the M50 a secret and nocturnal army is at work. Every last one with a story to tell. 

 

Crypto-Mario plots the end of the world, Harry and Connor cook up a dancefloor banger, Lily foretells the future, and the wraith-like Citizen hauls her treasure up Ballyfermot Road, The hopes, visions, and hallucinations of the shelf-stackers of a supermarket play out over one long night shift. 

 

On the washing powder aisle

Maggie is Queen of the Night 

Without medal or relic to protect her 

Not Cillit Bang or Domestos 

She stalks the corridors of your dreams 

She don’t sleep, she schemes 

How to drum up coin 

For her Katy’s communion shoes…

 

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Monday 22 Jun - 27 Jun Smock Alley Theatre 7:30 pm - 9 pm €17/€17 Book
Tuesday 23 Jun - 27 Jun Smock Alley Theatre 7:30 pm - 9 pm €17/€17 Book
Wednesday 24 Jun - 27 Jun Smock Alley Theatre 7:30 pm - 9 pm €17/€17 Book
Thursday 25 Jun Smock Alley Theatre 6 pm - 7:30 pm €40/€40 Book
Friday 26 Jun Smock Alley Theatre 7:30 pm - 9 pm €17/€17 Book
Saturday 27 Jun Smock Alley Theatre 7:30 pm - 9 pm €17/€17 Book